“Replace the mittens with suntan lotion, the resolutions with buffet feasts, and your car in traffic with a 90,000-ton cruise ship full of rock bands!” This is the atmopshere being touted by rocker John Mayer on his “Mayercraft” cruise to the Bahamas February 1-4, 2008 onboard the Carnival Valor. Cruise fare starts at $699 per person based on double-occupancy. Those interested shoud keep an eye on MayercraftCarrier.com for the latest information.

I am big John Mayer fan, but $699 for an inside cabin is over the top for a three-night cruise. No thanks, John. I’ll keep buying the $75 tickets to the concerts.